layz1 the inventor

Because I have nothing to write about at this time I am requesting that you accompany me once again in Professor Peabody's wayback machine so I can take you back in time, back to the seventies. Before we can go we need to suck it in and make room for Sherman, Prof. Peabody won't go anywhere without him. OK Sherman is in, Professor Peabody press the button. Swish quicker then a hic cup we are back in the seventies, you can hear KC and the Sunshine Band singing "that's the way I like it on the local jukebox. Now were back in my time, back when I spent most of my weekends just about a drink and a half away from being in an alcohol induced coma. It was on one of those weekends that I got even a little closer to that coma I mentioned, maybe only a half a drink from it. [Gotta love the good old days.] I would have had that half a drink too but it was closing time so it was time to stager home. At home is when the excitement would start. For all the people who have said that I am a perfect asshole I have some news for you, I'm not! I have a hemorrhoid problem. It was that hemorrhoid problem that caused the excitement on this night. Drunk or not I knew that I needed to tend to my problem or I would be up after a few hours sleep with that ungodly burning and itching those hemorrhoids can cause. So before going to bed I went into the bathroom opened the medicine cabinet and took out the Preparation H and applied it to the proper place, however when I went to put it back in the cabinet I noticed that it was not the Preparation H but Ben Gay that I had used. Superman could not have wiped that stuff off quicker but alas I was not quick enough to stop the fire like burning, and that my friends is how I invented break dancing.
Now from the "it could have been worse" department, at least I didn't mistake the Preparation H for my toothpaste. OK professor you can take us back to 2005 now.<<<<<<< Come on lets go, to hell with Sherman,Peabody I have things to do!
Swish. This is me saying goodbye to you till whenever.