What the hell is going on here!

Well amigos, when I move just south of the border I envisioned spending my golden years wearing nothing but Hawaiian shirts and Bermuda shorts. Imaging my surprise when I jumped out of bed this morning and it was a balmy 32 degrees below zero. I’m not talking wind chill I am talking real temperature here. By comparison Fairbanks Alaska was 14 degrees below zero and Anchorage Alaska was 14 degrees above zero this morning. So don’t believe what they say about the warm weather south of the border.
I wonder if they could be talking about a border other then the Canadian border? Well I need to get into some warmer clothes so this is me saying goodbye to you till whenever.